WikiBlackmailNote
Last edit February 28, 2006
You know the sort of thing. Every word is cut out from a different newspaper or magazine and stuck together on a dirty piece of paper to spell out a dastardly message. We cut out
WikiNames
of course. Otherwise it's the same. The most menacing sentence wins - without threatening
RealNamesPlease
. Creating new
WikiName
s to complete your sentence means a lifetime ban from the competition and having to pay monthly in a brown envelope to the winner.
AKA Ransom Note
Here's an example message that isn't very menacing but prompted these idle thoughts during a bit of recent
StuckNess
.
PoemWiki
?
LikeThis
SimplestThing
ToTry
?
RhymeMe
WikiName
JustLikeThis
. --
WikiThicky
BewareOfExceptionsInTheDestructor
,
BrutalProgramming
,
ParkingLotTherapy
&
MindWipe
... --
MasterButcher
WeWillTry
AndStuffWiki
DownAndOut
BeyondProgramming
--
RootOfAllEvil
Or just
YourMoneyOrYourLife
?
AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs
OnceAndOnlyOnce
.
YouArentGonnaNeedIt
.
UnitTestingErrors
?
DidntGetMuchSleep
?
DontPanic
.
FirstThingsFirst
,
EatBreakfast
.
ThingsWeAllAgreeOn
:
UseYourCommonSense
-
IfItAintBrokeDontFixIt
,
LetItBe
.
TakeYourTime
.
YourBadExperienceDoesntMakeItEvil
.
GetTheRightAbstraction
,
DoItRightThisTime
,
GetOverIt
.
ThereforeThen
JustGoHome
.
Sorry, I'm just not very good at being threatening.
Kind of sounds like
BlackPerl
.
CategoryWhimsy