TheExtremeProgrammingDiet
Last edit December 4, 2006
See:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&group=comp.software.extreme-programming&selm=3C90DD74.7B4E1268%40LaRC.NASA.Gov
What an amazing idea!
We should stop selling
ExtremeProgramming
as a development approach, and start selling it as a diet plan! Forget "fat busters" -- we have the "
ExtremeProgramming
Diet Plan!!!"
;->
Cutting out late night pizza/chinese runs due to the
FortyHourWeek
should help as well.
Amusingly, the Google search page had a sponsored ad for breath freshening products with this article.
That donut?
YouArentGoingToNeedIt
. Also, you are allowed to eat each food
OnceAndOnlyOnce
.
I'm not sure. Read
ExtremeProgrammingExplainedEmbraceChange
:
"Food, also, is a hallmark of XP projects...I particularly recommend Frigor Noir chocolate bars if you can find them, but some projects seem to survive on twizzler licorice sticks..."
Uh oh. I'm afraid
KentBeck
's definition of food is different from mine. We'll just have to assume those licorice sticks contain more
VitaminXp
.
See:
ThereMustBeWhatKindOfFood
CategoryFoodAndDrink