ReasonsToGetSacked
- Asked for too much bread.
- Asked for a sliver of time off.
- Found a higher-paying job, with eviler bosses.
- Grandparent company sacked parent company.
- Uttering a vaguely used but possibly diversity-challenged word out of a stream of technobabble somehow inappropriately.
- Noticed the "other company" in a back room all to themselves were primarily interested in international shipping...
- Sacked for { writing too many UnitTests | excess coffee consumption | spamming users' emails from a unit test }
- Boss chose MicroSoft technology.
- Discovered executive infighting the wrong way...