COBOL!
no,
RealBasic :)
wow. i sure hope you meant to be funny....
More accurately, the Language the speaker uses, as opposed to any other. See also: RealComputer, RealOperatingSystem, RealMagic, RealPlayer, RealSound, ReelToReelTape, RealSillyReferences.
Maybe he was referring to the
LanguagesOfChoice in
The JargonFile?
Oh, excuse me, the CobolVsFortran77 showdown must be next door.
Duh. A
RealLanguage is what a
RealProgrammer uses.
MachineCode,
ToggleSwitches, and a
SolderingIron. ;)
AmigaBASIC is the only real language :D
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I'll go with Assembly/ML