Walk into a bar and up to a suitable partner. Say to them, "So, you wanna go do a little
PairProgramming back at my house?"
And then they say "Go refactor yourself"
..or they say.. "Hey! I'm trying to
decrease coupling."
"I'm work in software, but I play in rubberwear!"
(so you're into ExtremeProgramming?)
"Well, it's impossible to get rid of
all bugs..."
"I may
work for Microsoft, but I'm megahard!"
"I may
work with Unix, but I'm no eunuch."
"Somebody stole all my database books. Now I'm looking for a new Date..."
"You're one well-written subroutine. Can I call you sometime?"
CategoryJoke (actually Category
Bad
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