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Last edit June 1, 2013
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In truce between TSA and Swedish authorities, all airport naked scans of Julian Assange now forward automatically to WikiLeaks.

  • The difference between a business plan that will succeed & 1 that will fail is u yell "That's stupid!" when u 1st hear either of them.
  • "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (the movie): A poignant statement on how much America has matured in the last 30 years. Not.
  • Breaking News: Analysts determine 41% of the GOP's voters were fired by the GOP's lobbyists' corporations.

  • Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies admirably revealed the power of the printed word.
  • JavaLanguage: If editors like Eclipse are so clever at statement completion, then what's the language for?
  • I suck at consulting as an XP & TDD coach. I'm way too opinionated.

AmyWinehouse's enabler swears he only stepped away for 15 minutes.

  • If Lady Gaga had any sex appeal, she wouldn't need to constantly show off her talent.
  • Sarah Palin's careful, detailed investigation of Faux News's imaginary version of Obama convinces her to run. GOP like "oops"
  • My major impression of Perl is Larry Wall must be a seriously fast, very accurate typist
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is just a kiddification of Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose.
  • Homer Simpson does and says things that make you wish you were dumb enough to do and say them.
  • Oh, to live in a world where neither Glenn Beck nor Jon Stewart had a career.
  • Microsoft: "Ooh, intercourse the penguin!"
  • Whip me. Beat me. Make me install Oracle.
  • To all former bosses: Oh, sorry I put the needs of our project above the needs of my career there. What a lapse! Won't happen again...
  • my standard excuse for gin-n-tonic is it's good enough to catch malaria for

My horoscope said I should be more skeptical today.

ExtremeProgramming: This one trick pony ain't no silver bullet. And vice versa.

--PhlIp