...but I play one on TV.
I'm a programmer, not a doctor, dammit.
But I play one on television, so here's some important medical advice (and a product I'm trying to sell you)...
(And... "He's dead, Jim.")
and
"No sign of life!"
"He's dead, Jim! I take his wallet, you take his tricorder."
See also
DammitJim
CategoryWhimsy