FunnySayings

Last edit November 4, 2005
(moved from WebSite)

Might I suggest that people put "Thoughts for a day" here? Try to make the reader smile. For Example:

  • A: Because otherwise it would be confusing.
    • Q: Why is it "Q & A" and not "A & Q"?

Suggestion: don't change this page too quickly. If the last edit was less than 48 hours ago, save your thought for another time.


Previously:

  • A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
  • Put off to tomorrow what is affected by changes occurring today.
  • Never put off till tomorrow what you might not have to do at all.
  • Some people are like slinkies: of no real use, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
  • The harder I work the luckier I become.
  • Inertia makes the world go round ...
  • Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate that.
  • If you never go off at a tangent you will forever run in circles.
  • A problem shared is a good laugh.
  • If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
  • Fortune favours the lucky.
  • Sorry I misspoke myself - I washed my teeth this morning and can't do a thing with them.
  • When we try continuously, we end up succeeding; therefore the more it fails the more likely it is to succeed. (shadok motto)
  • If I teach processes, it becomes easier for you to do self discovery later. -- LarryBuser
  • Navigation is so nice, why not do it twice?


CategoryWisdom