Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the
welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can
earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to
eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to
trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard,
and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared
however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disavow all
knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:
"Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"
One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders,
managers, and analysts, and no-one has noticed anything. And now YOU
have to go and eat the CLEANER!"
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